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UMNO’s Stern Action: 3 years suspension!

Yes, that’s the stern action of UMNO. That’s all. Everything’s “kowtim” When Badawi make the announcement that the punishment would be “a stern one,” this is not what the public expects. A mere 3 years suspension and after that he will be back with more racist remarks. Till now, as someone said “Ahmad showed “total lack of remorse,” and vowed to remain adamant in refusing to apologise for his allegedly racist remarks made on a number of occasions. He even sarcastically referred to Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi’s decision as “brave.” Whatever that means, is for you to guess!

Why was he suspended for 3 years? Was it for his racist remarks or was it for asking Gerakan to be removed from BN? Or was it for telling the Chinese not to be like American Jews, who not only seek to control the country’s economy but also its political power? Or was for refusing to apologize? Or was it because his supporters ripped apart KTK’s picture? What?

Well, maybe he got only 3 years suspension is because it didn’t happen the way it was supposed to be. They said, “a picture paints a thousand words” and “every picture tells a story.”

These are the pictures and story!

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Blame It On The Cow

AI: How many times must I tell you guys that I’m not a racist! I have many Chinese and Indian friends, I mean Chinese and Indian businessmen especially contractors. I get contracts from the government and sub it to them. I only take 20% of the commission. Isn’t it fair? And the Chinese say I’m a racist!

And for your information, I major in Malayan history. I got my degree from Edision University, you know the same university that Arif wanted to do his PHD. So I know what I am talking about. I speak from a historian point of view and the Chinese got offended. They don’t know their history and they want me to apologize. Is it wrong to say that the Chinese are squatters and immigrants in this country from a historian point of view? I will not apologize. I am not wrong.

The DPM can apologize for all I care but not me. Even the PM asked me to apologize. Why should I? Just because he is a PM, I should “kowtow” to him? Just because he is the PM doesn’t make him right. No way. I will stick to what I said. I’m not only a leader, I’m a fighter. If they think they know taichi, I have my silat! I’ve already explained the issue to the PM and DPM. BTW, the PM and DPM are not historians like me, so they have very little understanding about what I said.

And you think that only the Chinese are angry, look at the Mamaks, the Indians who are also Muslims. They are angry too. I really have no idea why they are so angry. Some say it’s because of the beef they’ve eaten, that’s why they behaved the way they did. You know like the Mad Cow Disease. It’s a generic thing. Other races eat the same beef but have no effects on them. It only affects the Indians who are also Muslims. I know, I know, they say the Indians who are also a Muslims are lost people. They are neither here nor there. They say it’s identity crisis. So forgive them. They know not what they are doing. Now they are trying hard to prove that they are more Malay than Indian, or rather more Muslim than Hindu. I’m just a historian not a psychologist; I really don’t know why they are so angry. Just look at those two over there!

UVW: Let me just remove the picture frame first. It looks expensive. I could use it to frame Ahmad’s portrait or my wife’s. Or sell it at Lorong Kulit.

XYZ: Don’t do that lah! The pressmen are looking. Just pass me the photo. And look angry. We are going to appear in the newspaper. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for us to be famous. We must look fierce and angry to show that we mean business. Don’t play, play with us! Hehehe!!! Come, pass it to me.

XYZ: Look at this face! Remember this face! Coz’ after this I’m going to destroy it. Look at his oversized spectacles and nose. Saya tak boleh tahah lagi lah! For the past 18 years I’ve to bear with this face. I pleaded with him so many times to change his spectacles but he ignored me. But when he sees LGE spotting trendy spectacles, he finally decided to change. My question is why he took 18 years to do that? That’s what makes me angry.

XYZ: Now look at my face! This is the face of an angry man. Look how fierce I can be? I want you to see an angry face of an Indian who is also a Muslim. And when I’m angry I tear up pictures and yell at the top of my voice. You may asked, why am I so angry? I really have no idea. I just get mad and angry for no reason! They said it’s the beef I ate that makes me mad. It’s Mad Cow Disease but here they called it the Mamak Disease. Come to think of it, I had beef rendang at the Nasi Kandar stall before I came here. So it must be really the beef that makes me angry. I should be angry with the cow! It’s the cow, it’s the cow! Not KTK or the Chinese! It’s the cow! Blame it on the cow!