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Release the Hindraf 5 Boys? Can you believe your ears, especially when it comes from the mouth of Samy Vellu! Why now, Sámi? Isn’t it a bit too late? And why the sudden changed of heart?

When asked if that’s a publicity stunt - he denied it. He said it was done out of fairness and sympathy. Now he is speaking a different language. Before that he called them ‘criminals.’ They were branded as gangsters and even terrorists. And now he says, “I don’t want them to be kept inside.” What a load of craps!

Let me just highlight from Malaysiakini, some of the statements he made apart from the above:

“The government has to make a decision. Kenghadharan is very sick, Manoharan is an elected member. So I think it is quite reasonable. I am going to ask PM (to release them) and meet the Internal Security Minister (Syed Hamid Syed Albar). - so sympathetic and compassionate

“At the same time, we feel that as Indians, we have to do something about this.” – since when did he feel that he is Indian. If he is, he would have listened to the grievances of the Indians and marched along with the Hindraf Boys! That you would have done something that makes the Indians proud you. Not now!

“I made some moves on this earlier, but I didn’t tell anybody. I will now make a very strong move to see what can be done,” - Listen to this again, “I made some moves on this earlier, but I didn’t tell anybody.” – I get goose pimples reading that statement.

Hey, doesn’t he feel like a hypocrite making all those statements? I guess he didn’t, he is so use to it by now. He does sound like a whited sepulcher though! If he really meant what he said, God must have touched his life and he has made a 180 degree turnaround. He must have turned religious and repented! He sounds like a pussycat now. It is just so unlike him! Whatever happened to that Samy Vellu we knew. Bring him back, he is more real apart from the toupee, hehe!!! Now we have a Sami Valium! So humble and modest, full of compassionate and what a joke!

Hypothetically speaking, this is what I think it is. It is a definitely a politically motivated to save face lah! Abdullah Badawi is under pressure to release the 5 Hindraf Boys. That was the “message” of the people in the March 8 Election. So he got to cook up something. So what to do? Here is the plot:

At Putrajaya._______

AAB: Vah, Thamby

SV: Yes, Boss

AAB: So How are you doing?

SV: Not so good Boss. I’ve been bashed on the right and on the left. I’m bruised all over lah.

AAB: Yea, I can understand that lah. That’s the name of the game. Some win, some lose. And you lost. But I’m going to pick you up again.

SV: How lah Boss?

AAB: Just do what I tell you and I promise everything will be ok. This is what you will do. I want you to go to the media, I mean our media, and call for the release of the Five Hindraf Boys.

SV: But Boss, how can I do that? They are criminals, or at least that’s what I called them, hehehe!!! And they are also Indian gangsters and terrorists working with the Tamil Tigers.

AAB: Who said that?

SV: You did lah, Boss.

AAB: Oh, I did? Dah lupa lah! Anyway, just do what I say. And while you are at it, do an Indian movie, not Bollywood – you tak up to that standard and you don’t have the look anyway. Dance around the coconut tree, go to the botanical gardens, run up the hills and down and do some singing as well. Play the MGR character. But this time around instead of rescuing a meenachi in distress, rescue the Five Hindraf Boys – Let’s called them H5Boys.

SV: But malu lah Boss. After all that I’ve said about them.

AAB: What malu? You boleh malu?

SV: Hehehe!!! Tak boleh lah Boss, Saja cakap lah!

AAB: Remember to show humility and compassion, which I know it’s hard for you act it out but you have to do it. You have to be humble and compassionate. That’s the idea.

SV: No problem Boss. Acting no problem.

AAB: OK, Then you make an approach to me. And also to the Internal Security Minister, eh apa nama dia? Dah lupa lagi!

SV: Syed Hamid Sai Baba. Oops! sorry, salah nama. Syed Hamid Syed Albar, Boss.

AAB: Alrite! Then we will pretend to oppose the demand. Then we will call for a cabinet meeting. Now in case you lupa, you won’t be there coz you are not in the cabinet anymore. We will keep the rakyat in suspense for awhile. Then I will declare them free with a small condition attached lol. That I will consult my SIL first. By the way, have not seen him around lately? Heard he is in Singapore.

SV: Dahsyat lah Boss! You are really bijak!

AAB: Thank you, thank you. And they say I’m always sleeping.

SV: No lah Boss, you only take a short nap lah.

AAB: It’s a win-win situation, Thamby. Good for you, good for me. I become Mr. Nice Guy again and you be the Indian Hero. We save BN/UMNO and MIC. And we save the day! Will think of something for Ong and MCA and Koh and Gerakan later.

That’s the Hindraf 5 Conspiracy, guys! What a load of bull’s! Tell you what; remove your toupee or that piece of rug on your head and we will believe your sincerity! Until then… watch this clip from Allen and Indi: Rough Little Indian Boys