If You Are An Accountant - This Is For You, HaHa!!!
A CEO was interviewing people for a vice-president’s post and he decided to select the individual with the best answer to the question “how much is 2+2?”
The engineer pulled out his slide rule, shuffled it back and forth, and finally announced: “It lies between 3.98 and 4.02”.
The mathematician said: “In two hours I can demonstrate it equals 4 with the following short proof.”
The social worker said: “I don’t know the answer, but I am glad that we discussed this important question.”
The lawyer stated: “In the case of Svenson vs the State, 2+2 was declared to be 4.”
The stock trader asked: “Are you buying or selling?”
The accountant looked at the CEO, got out of his chair, went to see if anyone was listening at the door and pulled the drapes. Then he returned to the business owner, leaned across the desk, and said in a low voice: “What would you like it to be?”